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The M3 G80 almost detonated and exhibited signs of possession.


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Greetings,

On Saturday, while driving my BMW M3 G80 in Isle of Man green on a national road in Greater London, specifically Unfield, I maintained a speed of 50 MPH. I observed several attractive women on the pavement and decided to shift into neutral, revving the engine to approximately 8500-9000 RPM. One of the four women glanced at me and laughed, while the other three appeared entirely indifferent. After passing them, I noticed a significant amount of smoke emanating from under the hood, and the cockpit became saturated with a noxious, burnt metal odour. Visibility was severely compromised due to the smoke, prompting me to park on the pavement, completely obstructing it. I quickly shut down the engine using the start-stop button, retrieved the car key, opened the door, and fled the scene. Upon reaching a safer distance, I contacted my roadside assistance service and provided them with the precise position of my vehicle using my mobile GPS application. They informed me that they lacked the ability to tow the car but emphasised the need of not moving the vehicle even slightly. I returned home on foot and contacted the service for updates. They informed me that the police had seized my vehicle. Upon calling the police, they confirmed that they do not possess any cars and stated that I have no outstanding debts, nor is the vehicle associated with any criminal activity. They suggested that the service may have defrauded me, as it is possible they duplicated the key multiple times while in their possession. They indicated that they would investigate the service in relation to my car, but advised me to have no expectations of a positive outcome. Furthermore, I reviewed TikTok in the evening, and the video of me fleeing from my flaming vehicle, filmed by one of the ladies, was uploaded and had around 30,000 likes within three hours.

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